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  3. roselastrider:

    >gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

    >she then tells me to talk dirty

    >tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

    >she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

    >copulate and educate

    (via realyouisthebestyou)

     
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  5. "All I want to do is go on road trips and have sex."
    — Just with you though (via enolajay)

    (Source: fuckingsession, via cheese-books)

     
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  7. komlin:

    livingonmusicals:

    komlin:

    livingonmusicals:

    komlin:

    livingonmusicals:

    ok y’all 

    how do i ask a boy out 

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    guess what, my bed
    has room for two

    OH MY GOD NO

    twinkle twinkle little star
    we can do it in a car

    STOP IT

    row, row, row your boat
    gently down the stream
    merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
    i can make you scream

    (Source: bearsnbritts, via buongiorn0-principessa)

     
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  10. jimmyoffthehook:

    Game of Thrones season 4 spoilers

    (Source: newkidsonmycock19, via lolsofunny)

     

  11. baracknobama:

    theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits

    and im there like image

    (Source: baracknobama, via lolsofunny)

     
  12. meladoodle:

    THESE ARE GETTING TOO WILD

    (via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

     
  13. hahafunnylol:

    It’s the little things that make me appreciate my friends the most.

    (via sexualpreferencepizza)

     
  14. alvinsuperstar:

    Happy Easter

    (Source: sh1re, via sexualpreferencepizza)

     

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