1. runs-on-ramen:

    necessary:

    he needs those parts for his space ship

    he’s going to otter space

    (Source: jajaneenee, via wasarahbi)

     
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  6. why ed sheeran is a lyrical genius

    1. ed: it's alright to die cause death is the only thing you haven't tried but just for tonight hold on
    2. ed: when my hair's all but gone and my memory fades and the crowds don't remember my name when my hands don't play the same strings the same way i know you will still love me the same
    3. ed: i don't get waves of missing you anymore they're more like tsunami tides in my eyes
    4. ed: you can fit me inside the necklace you got when you were sixteen next to your heartbeat where i should be keep it deep within your soul
    5. ed: THEY SAY IM UP AND COMIN LIKE IM FUCKIN IN AN ELEVATOR
     
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  8. worldfallsdown:

    I found my new favourite Twitter account.

    (via haha-l-m-a-o)

     
  9. honky-tonk-badonk-adonk:

    lol-post:

    Well I know where I’m going motor boating this weekend.

    I’m laughing so fucking hard

    (via kingkneegrow)

     
  10. cramp:

    goatactivist:

    brookeeverdeen:

    DAD JOKE

    well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel

    fuck you

    (via buongiorn0-principessa)

     
  11. semolavanpeltpan:

    tithegirl:

    shiips:

    apolkadottedowl:

    sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

    madehimsaycomfychairs:

    floacist:

    iwishitwas1983:

    I’m crying.

    LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

    "mr. owl"
    "oh jesus christ"
    "please don’t give me that look"
    "please don’t fly"

    DYING omg

    That owl is 30000000% done

    every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

    I would have loved to see his reaction if the owl had flown right back in the window.

    The owl is so menacing omg

    reblog forever because owls are both the best thing ever and beyond terrifying.

    Hahahahaha!! I want 50 of them.

    (Source: becausebirds, via haha-l-m-a-o)

     
     
  12. edwardspoonhands:

    how-are-you-so-perfect-dear:

    Hey look, it’s Hank!

    JANESSA! YOUR BULLDOG WAS ON TUMBLR’S HOMEPAGE!

     

  13. "vaccinate your fucking kids"
    — holy shit do you know what year it is  (via fuckyeahtherealkiki)

    (Source: callmeoutis, via realyouisthebestyou)

     
  14. maptitude1:

    This map shows the best-selling car brand in 2013 in each European country.

    (via fuckyeahcartography)

     
  15. kill-whitepeople:

    vanilla ice’s twitter: the best of collection

    (via haha-l-m-a-o)